Friday, July 22, 2005

WAT A SHITTY DAE! Xiao Ding Dang ma Ass

Pardon me but I just had a REeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally shitty morning.
Kenna gan by my mother for the whole fucking car ride till the Mrt station for installing this.
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She say look like the car got bua duku la. Say the paint looks like dropping out la. Non stop anguish. Gan all the way nvm....come out of the farkin car, she see again from outside, i drive away liao...she can ccb call my hnhp gan again non stop.
Den the ultimate suan.... PUA TURTLE SHE SAY THE CAR LOOK LIKE XIAO DING DANG NOW!

Image hosted by Photobucket.comXIAO DING DANG! I MEAN WTF?? How would like it if u spent good money, bought urself a nice suit or evening gown, paid for a good hair styling job and u come out with ppl sayin u look like XIAO DING DANG!!
DEEeeeeeeeeeeeen i realised.....its not Xiao Ding Dang....its fuckin XDD's enemy Suneo she's
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And yes fuck its does bear a little resemblance.... now...she wants me to fuckin rip it of.

VORTEX GENERATOR ONE DAY OLD FOR SALE... ANYBODY?

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Dreamscar Asia (Software Part II)

WAZZUP DAWGS.
Its been awhile since I've gotten the time to upload Part 2 of ma post.
SOFTWARE! HELLSYEAH
Basically covered every bitch n hoe that was seen in the DREAMCARS 2005.
For those of you who missed out the mingin' fun, here's to all da brudders in da house.
I SAY HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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First Up. Hock Lee Garage. Specialises in Caliper Painting, Custom Spray Painting, Debadging,
putty broken kits, custom eyelids Nokia Babes which Hanny chased Half the expo halled tp take a pic with.and many more. Recent runners up for the SSWCD award.
SSWCD - SIMI SAI WE CAN DO. RQ
spotted at Garage on Sats and Sundays. Opening Time only on Sats and Sunday 2-6pm
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Nokia Cuties which Hanny chased half the expo hall to take a pic with.




Sebring Tech Girls. Look carefully. They are also the RQs for Autovox. Heehee.

Hot one we lookin at is pic 1. Her name's Amanda. Jaz knows her.
Did ask Hanny to take a pic with her but she seemed very busy @ the time. So we didn't.


WORLD OF WHEELS gals. Notin much to comment. Think number 3 is
Pretty cute.




Tibo Girls!!! These 2 were Constanly posing for the cameras. Non stop I tell you.

Hanny said they were sluts. Haha but actually looking closer now..Hmmz not bad. One on the left is Ashley and the right is Mei. One thing i realise though....they never ever take a picture without the Tibo making them look really stupid sometimes, coz its not something u pose with like a phone or something. Really professionals.

Blaupunkt Girls! I liked number 3 but Angel said scraps. Hmmz maybe I was wrong. haha
Well anyways. Didn;t get to see this group much. Only once. Hanny didn;t see. The one in number 3 kenna touch here touch there by this cheekohpek man. Wah u seee his face really got this cheekopek look. She kept shurgging him of. haha Anyways I dunno number 3s name but I read from forum pic1&2 her name is Rachel. Pic 5, 5th girl Nerissa.



AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Our fav babe. the ENOC girl. Btw do u know that Enoc stands for Emirates National Oil Company. Hanny and tk took pictures with her, but I think Hanny looks like the outsider in the picture. Tk looks like he knows her haha. Names unknown.


I don;t think these 2 were on very good terms haha. They always apart one. Both were there but they were always posing far apart. Hanny likes the slutiness in pic1. Haha I think shes exudes slutiness muhahaha.


See told u soooo. Amanda again. Other girl's name is called Weiling I think. Don;t quote me. All read from Forum one. Btw this forum I reading...not bad..the girl from dash and blaupunkt Nerissa also post inside.


DASH GIRLS! Actually on picture, they look cute hor Hanny. Why didn;t we take any pics of them ah? OOHHH I know why...coz everytime we walked there, Angel would distract us and pester us saying that the girl in Pic2 Looks like MeiMei (Joscelyn) muahaha. Look like meh? I and Gary dun think so. I think the doll lookalike pretty cute. Pic1: Danille, Pic2:Lynn





Muahahhaha ..Notin to say. Was wondering why they never walk and pose with their products?Imagain Carry and pose with Exhaust pipes ahahahahha.


Only saw the girl in pic1. Didn;t see much of them





Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the chargespeed girls. Pic1 April, Pic2 Connie. Only saw Connie close up when she handed me a phamplet. I think he mouth looks like Hanny. heehee. The other girl was a beauty. Her name April also. I think all Aprils are born beautiful. But didn;t get to see her properly. They were running ard giving leaflets out so didn't see. Anyway from the pics..hmmz not bad eh Hanny. Pity never take picture.




Some Mix Pix.





JAP QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS! PIMPIN! Actually frankly speaking. From pictures u see, the local racebitches all look better, but when U see real life, the Japs are the prettier ones. They got better complexion and all. I'm sure Hanny TK Gary n Angel will agree.

2nd row: 2nd pic: Eriko Chan
2nd Row: 3rd pic: Yoko-Chan lill miss actcute

2nd last row: 2nd pic: Hanny, Angel, gary and my Fav: Miyabi. But on pic she looks scraps.Can tell u she looks much better there.

Well this ends the Hardware and Software of Dreamscar Asia 2005. Hope u guys like the Review on the Event.
Hanny, email of some racequeens can get from forum. li Ai mai?? hahaha




































Sunday, July 03, 2005

Dream Cars Asia (Part1 Hardware)

Dis was an event dat i knew, was totally different from da usual mingin motorshows eld in Spore. Dis event was more to showcase da tiong chias & RQs. Its Like maerfarkin Auto Messe 2005 Spore! I also suspected there would be Race Bitches & Hoes so decided to call Hanny (da non-appreciative bitch dat wanted to scam 2 bucks frm me) along. Pity ivan was angin with work and andy was angin wid da ladies (Honging). Tk felt guilty abt da picture he took wid da race bitch coz mel called him as his hand left lill miss racequeen's waist. So he left in a hurry out of guilt. Angelina was checkin out da race bitches, heard from somebody it has always been her dream to be a racebitch...well she tried with the fast and furious Evo...good try....Failllzzzzzzzzzz =P I think dis event was da best idea bowl to benganize ur auto. Check at da chargespeed wrx in da followin pics...Gary digs to beng his auto up to dat oly komoly...one word...beng. anotha 2 words... I LIKE. Don't get me wrong here, I'm All for Benging up onez car. I think Beng mobiles are da fittest and Da Bomb u know wat em sayin. We got to see some maerfarkin ugly cars there man. Some had HUuuuGE Maerfarkin Grills like they ere meant as washin boards. Some had spoilers as sharp and protruding like Bengs hair. Some had 5 Exhaust pipes. Puts a whole new meanin to "Pi Yanz". All in all i think it was one of da wickedest motorshows i've gone to. It did ave da japan feel...but still not up to standard..but well we're gettin there. Btw, Gary wanted me to help him add in that he entered his car for display too but the organisors felt it was not up to standards so his car ended up being displayed outside the carpark there...den he felt no pt him leaving his car for 4days if its not gonna be in the main exhibit area. So feeling pricked at his ego, he decided not to participate.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY ANGEL,GARY,HANNY,KEVIN & TK

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HARDWARE

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VV GOLD GTI! BUY ONE NOW AND GET FREE RACE SEATS & A BITCH!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com Maerfuckin Wash Board. Its a Honda FIT BTW
Image hosted by Photobucket.com Yellow RX8. Decals by CarGraphiz.com
Image hosted by Photobucket.com Satria? Wait..erm..no..Lotus..wait..erm no..Batmobile...erm..noo...wait....Piece of Crap! Ahhh Yes..
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Image hosted by Photobucket.com BIG MERC! This one not prestige or Soverign. This one Starting Fare 10bucks.
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Image hosted by Photobucket.com Maerfuckin Kickass Cockpits. Right Button switches on HyperDrive. Left Button Opens up the Maerfuckin Death Star..


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NOW THIS I LIKE! OLD SKOOL HOES! BANGBUS.COM!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com Yakuza Diablo.
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Image hosted by Photobucket.com Chargespeed Rex. Gary's ultimate Aim In Life.
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Image hosted by Photobucket.com Boyracer. hate the bumper. Ribbit! Ribbit! Frogass..

Image hosted by Photobucket.com SWEEEEEeeet NIce Pimpin Wagon
Image hosted by Photobucket.com Some fuckhead here decided to Carbon Fibre The Whole car... Sweeeet
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I think this is a 350Z..wait..No? Ah..Lancer Cedia! Muahhahahaaha
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Pimp Ma Ride. Hanny Droooooolllls.

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Member of Pi Yanz Club. Why in gods name wld u farkin need 4 Xos huh?
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Old Skool Pulsar, careful though...rips ur head of in secs.
Image Hosted by The Image HostingKinda looks like an Alien? Cockroach Wings.

Still to come....Part 2 SOFTWARE

Friday, July 01, 2005

Miss ma baby..I;m so lonely...Mr Lonely

Lonely I'm Mr.lonely,I have nobody,For my ooooowwnnn
I’m so lonely, I’m Mr.LonelyI have nobody, For my ooooowwwwnnn
woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I wasFeenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuzEver since my girl left me, my whole life came crashin
Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me Be so happy but now so lonely......

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