WAT A SHITTY DAE! Xiao Ding Dang ma Ass

Pardon me but I just had a REeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally shitty morning.
Kenna gan by my mother for the whole fucking car ride till the Mrt station for installing this.

She say look like the car got bua duku la. Say the paint looks like dropping out la. Non stop anguish. Gan all the way nvm....come out of the farkin car, she see again from outside, i drive away liao...she can ccb call my hnhp gan again non stop.
Den the ultimate suan.... PUA TURTLE SHE SAY THE CAR LOOK LIKE XIAO DING DANG NOW!
XIAO DING DANG! I MEAN WTF?? How would like it if u spent good money, bought urself a nice suit or evening gown, paid for a good hair styling job and u come out with ppl sayin u look like XIAO DING DANG!!
DEEeeeeeeeeeeeen i realised.....its not Xiao Ding Dang....its fuckin XDD's enemy Suneo she's talking abt
And yes fuck its does bear a little resemblance.... now...she wants me to fuckin rip it of.
VORTEX GENERATOR ONE DAY OLD FOR SALE... ANYBODY?

Dreamscar Asia (Software Part II)

WAZZUP DAWGS.
Its been awhile since I've gotten the time to upload Part 2 of ma post.
SOFTWARE! HELLSYEAH
Basically covered every bitch n hoe that was seen in the DREAMCARS 2005.
For those of you who missed out the mingin' fun, here's to all da brudders in da house.
I SAY HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Sebring Tech Girls. Look carefully. They are also the RQs for Autovox. Heehee.

Tibo Girls!!! These 2 were Constanly posing for the cameras. Non stop I tell you.

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Our fav babe. the ENOC girl. Btw do u know that Enoc stands for Emirates National Oil Company. Hanny and tk took pictures with her, but I think Hanny looks like the outsider in the picture. Tk looks like he knows her haha. Names unknown.

2nd last row: 2nd pic: Hanny, Angel, gary and my Fav: Miyabi. But on pic she looks scraps.Can tell u she looks much better there.

Dream Cars Asia (Part1 Hardware)

Dis was an event dat i knew, was totally different from da usual mingin motorshows eld in Spore. Dis event was more to showcase da tiong chias & RQs. Its Like maerfarkin Auto Messe 2005 Spore! I also suspected there would be Race Bitches & Hoes so decided to call Hanny (da non-appreciative bitch dat wanted to scam 2 bucks frm me) along. Pity ivan was angin with work and andy was angin wid da ladies (Honging). Tk felt guilty abt da picture he took wid da race bitch coz mel called him as his hand left lill miss racequeen's waist. So he left in a hurry out of guilt. Angelina was checkin out da race bitches, heard from somebody it has always been her dream to be a racebitch...well she tried with the fast and furious Evo...good try....Failllzzzzzzzzzz =P I think dis event was da best idea bowl to benganize ur auto. Check at da chargespeed wrx in da followin pics...Gary digs to beng his auto up to dat oly komoly...one word...beng. anotha 2 words... I LIKE. Don't get me wrong here, I'm All for Benging up onez car. I think Beng mobiles are da fittest and Da Bomb u know wat em sayin. We got to see some maerfarkin ugly cars there man. Some had HUuuuGE Maerfarkin Grills like they ere meant as washin boards. Some had spoilers as sharp and protruding like Bengs hair. Some had 5 Exhaust pipes. Puts a whole new meanin to "Pi Yanz". All in all i think it was one of da wickedest motorshows i've gone to. It did ave da japan feel...but still not up to standard..but well we're gettin there. Btw, Gary wanted me to help him add in that he entered his car for display too but the organisors felt it was not up to standards so his car ended up being displayed outside the carpark there...den he felt no pt him leaving his car for 4days if its not gonna be in the main exhibit area. So feeling pricked at his ego, he decided not to participate.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY ANGEL,GARY,HANNY,KEVIN & TK

HARDWARE

VV GOLD GTI! BUY ONE NOW AND GET FREE RACE SEATS & A BITCH!
Maerfuckin Wash Board. Its a Honda FIT BTW
Yellow RX8. Decals by CarGraphiz.com
Satria? Wait..erm..no..Lotus..wait..erm no..Batmobile...erm..noo...wait....Piece of Crap! Ahhh Yes..
Bengmobiles
BIG MERC! This one not prestige or Soverign. This one Starting Fare 10bucks.

Maerfuckin Kickass Cockpits. Right Button switches on HyperDrive. Left Button Opens up the Maerfuckin Death Star..

NOW THIS I LIKE! OLD SKOOL HOES! BANGBUS.COM!
Yakuza Diablo.
Laugh At Rice...
Chargespeed Rex. Gary's ultimate Aim In Life.

Boyracer. hate the bumper. Ribbit! Ribbit! Frogass..

SWEEEEEeeet NIce Pimpin Wagon
Some fuckhead here decided to Carbon Fibre The Whole car... Sweeeet
I think this is a 350Z..wait..No? Ah..Lancer Cedia! Muahhahahaaha

Pimp Ma Ride. Hanny Droooooolllls.

Member of Pi Yanz Club. Why in gods name wld u farkin need 4 Xos huh?
B&B->Bitch&Bananna

Old Skool Pulsar, careful though...rips ur head of in secs.
Kinda looks like an Alien? Cockroach Wings.

Still to come....Part 2 SOFTWARE

Miss ma baby..I;m so lonely...Mr Lonely

Lonely I'm Mr.lonely,I have nobody,For my ooooowwnnn
I’m so lonely, I’m Mr.LonelyI have nobody, For my ooooowwwwnnn
woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I wasFeenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuzEver since my girl left me, my whole life came crashin
Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me Be so happy but now so lonely......