SHITZ BOULEVARD: June 2005

Is this the Male Brain??

The Male Brain depicted by me hehs

SCRIBBLINGS

This feeww days have been rather cold hasn;t it. It has been raining for the pass few nights and brrrr wakin up for work hasn;t been exactly jolly. God knows how much more difficult it has been for Beng haha. My gf has gone a few steps further by not even going work. She says she's not feelin well, well me thinks its coz of the comfy weather thats not putting her at work hehs.

Just took a look at my car, the beng mobile is covered with a layer of dust and seems rather forlorn..... I was just thinkin' to myself just now that recently I have been pretty much testing out alot of cars. Over the weeks, I've tested Mel's Suzuki Swift, Tk's Cibic, a fren's Fit, a fren's M3 and Gary's Monster. Pretty much like a AUTO mag tester eh. Well my conculsion is that most dun hold a candle compared to my Bengby. A short Review-> Suzuki Swift, much more of a girl's car, luckily its Mel's although I feel it doesn;t drive like what its name spells out ..SWIFT.
Cibic... 0.1L more just doesn;t cut it. Low End is there but nah..that'll only get u of at red lights...after that..its just gonna be eaten by a certain white lancer and I dun mean a certain white lancer with a delfi digital meter hur hur. My Ah Beng fren's FiT....haiz...its after all an auto..I thought most Fits kicked ass but I was wrong...coupled with an apexi Exhaust, Safc and CAI, I still figured it would let a certain white lancer have it for breakfast hurhur.
Now now, looking at the VIOS...ooooooo touchy subject. I have seen VIOSes run and pretty much i'd expect it to have my Bengby for breakfast, but the VIOS driven by Mr Zhang, haha well lets just say its power in the hands of a safe driver, so you'll never see it raring to go muhahaha. Lancer Cedia, the elder brother of my car.....well I guess if u are elder..u move slower ahahha. My good pal drives a white one and I just dun think its gonna tear me apart like paper anytime soon *proud look* heehee. Ohhhhh the white cedia's fine but having a driver that drives it like its a 350Z ..well its just a case of lost identity hahaha.
Mazda323..well Its a car with enuff torque U gotta respect but it'll always see the back of my side kekekekekee.
Blue Rex..... noting to say. Monster car coupled with driver with bottomless pit of money...I just dun like comparing! hahahahahha
HEY! its like comparing apples and oranges ain;t it?
Now that I've taken a piss lets continue..

Was just readin some certain popular blogs just now....its just a case of sensationalising ones life to get popular is it? or is it not?
U will be amazed at what 20yr olds are thinking nowadays! Young they may be but their thinkin....not half as young as me! I mean I'm 24 going 25 and the etchings they write abt, they seem to live life longer then me. Then it comes to a thot, is it all just bullshit? To portray oneself as one wld like Society to view them? Is there a great deal of hypocrisy(if there is ever such a word?) going ard blogs nowadays? Well ...I would think so...
I read blogs of these young ppl and I compare them to my fren;s blogs...designs aside...they read as more matured and all so worldly. But....I think this is all so bullshit
The Difference between the blogs of my pals and these young uns is, the dudes choose to portray the lighter side of themselves, they or rather we are confident to portray ourselves as wat we are on our blogs, no freakin chance of acting artsy fartsy and all , no chance of us acting like we've seen the world...in other words...we dun pose. I think that spells out the difference between the peeps in my life and other 'youngs' I talk abt...confidence.
I would thing mussel would fall into the same route this world wisely kids have taken, but if u read the entries of Mussels from Brussels, it ain;t really the case. Just like us, he seems confident of himself enuff to write what he truely is.Like us, Mussel doesn't feel a need to pose. WELL BESIDES FOR THE EARRINGS I GUESS hahahaha. Btw Kiao Eh..I send the rings liaos. Best Of Luck! kakaka

Para 2,
I was just thinking to myself wat Ah Lao said that day...we're entering another Phase in our lives..everybody's startin to work....startin to chase bigger dreams then just how many jugs to buy this weekend (Although thats still an Impt factor in our Life!! haha)
Gary even went to the extent of imagining me as a father...I myself can;t imagine haha although I think I'd be pretty hip a father. It'll be like "U can try drugs just dun get hooked", "U can drink, just dun make it every weekend", "U can come wid me to zouk if u want" haha
Den I think back to myself and I tried visualising some of my pals as a dad. haha
Gary would just be a blurred out dad ..I would think the mother(angel) would have the same effect on the poor kid. Jason's kid would just hate him haha. Mussel's kid would be hanging out at 77th street with all the latest fashion accessories LIKE CLIP ON EARRINGS. Andy's kid wld be well disciplined and take over his dad as the ZL haha. David's kid wld be the rebel. Hanny.. just can;t imagine haha.Ivan, can only imagaine him havin a daughter thats always not wid him but with Karen shopping. Beng's kid will hang out with Gary's kid coz they'd be equally blurred out hahaha.When Beng's kid is free, he'll be @ woodball club with Yang's Son. Ivan! Pls hand Yang back his personal cue thank you, he got a skill to impart next time haha. Beng as a dad will also finally see his hard earn money go into an education his son never attends! hahhaa
Tks son will basically be the butt of all jokes coz he wld come out with the lamest one liners. Thank God for MEL to set the kid right. Den again, I'd say it'll be pretty cheap to raise TK's kids coz U'd just need to feed them fish food daily like wat Mel eats haha. I think my kid wld be the one going "Eh I think Gary Jnr is going out with Ivana (ivan's daughter haha best name i cld think!) saw them fuckin holding hands that day. I also think that Yang Jnr's dad is banging Hanny Jnr's Mom! Wassup wid that man!"
hahahaha
Well all just for laughs, we never know what the future holds for us....or if we'd get married or have a kid.
U think if we'd have equal number of daughters n sons.. we could just intermarry them? haha freaky thot hey! Fucks... I'm imagining I have a daughter and she's in a relationship with jason's daughter . LEeeehhhhhhhhhhSBIANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Well... I for one would be ok if my daughter is into muff diving...but to be diving into lill Jason's carpet?!? SOrry ...NONOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Muhahahahaa

More Scribblings Soon...

Initial B for Beng

AH BENG CARS! hahahahha Initial B !

Sentosa Clips Upz!

Ok heres MOV157 &167 Seems like u guys can't dwnload these 2 from streamload as they are too big! take note for the rapidshare one...its limited to 1 dwnload in an hr...so if somebody has downloaded within tt hr u just gotta wait. Sorry dudes. Can;t expect much from FREE STUFF
http://rapidshare.de/files/2395757/DSCN0166.MOV.html

http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0Z4V7QYX5FV7X2G0Y85UGI9O4U

Here are the clips. Couldn;t find a suitable place to host torrents so had to upload to my streamloader.
http://www.streamload.com/pherrasis/EL/3GN0BRV281/DSCN0155.MOV http://www.streamload.com/pherrasis/EL/3GN0BRV281/DSCN0157.MOV http://www.streamload.com/pherrasis/EL/3GN0BRV281/DSCN0166.MOV http://www.streamload.com/pherrasis/EL/3GN0BRV281/DSCN0167.MOV
These Files are linked to streamloader. U need a username n password to enter username: pherrasis password: check wif me the 4 files are in my inbox. Just download. For others who wanna share files just upload there also.

HEH HEH....Kaozz Bengz bo? Rice to si Rice!

Post Sentosa

As I type out the FR for the Sentosa family day, my sunburns are easing and my skin's flakking.
Sunday was a day we had 2 new faces in the grp or rather 2 new couples in the group.
Wld like to congratulate our Bengster first and foremost. For Reagan..he has finally revealed his GF Jann to us, Sweet girl, but shy. But as usual 2 newbies seemed like they hit it of immediatly. Hope we have 2 more solid additions to the grp ->Jann & Ira.
Things have gone pretty wild in the grp recently and I think its a big step to multi racialism.
So when Is Mussel bringing back an Ang Mor? ..god knows...time will tell.

Anyways I guess its pretty boring for u to read abt this day on so many other blogs, so I shall cut to the chase and give u wat U guys want.
Here are the pictures of sentosa day.

HERE ARE THE PICS ! Seived out other bo liao shotz. And stop pesterin me Beng. I know u Kan cheong to see her pic. Ai Print mai??

Ivan & Karen Hiak I mean Hammocking time

AH...Swee Bo?

TK & Mel Btw..Mel's eatin Fish Food

Once Again A COMBINED EFFORT!

Ivan Preparing for a Volley between cones! Scraps

My dear dear..Where are u??

Hanny Ambushin My Monkey!!

Seems very heavy hor. Visual Effect!

Hey Angel, Gary said he didn;t wan to take pic wid u...but he dun mind takin wid the guys.
Check out the new Bai Mei goatee Zhang Lao's Growin 2 suit his image!