SHITZ BOULEVARD

Sold on Mambo

2008-09-18T05:39:00.001-07:00

Old enough for the music but too old for the crowd maybe. That pretty much sums it up partying at Mambo.
No lao hero antics involved except for Mr Ivan Mambo Lambado King.
Interesting scenery though!
Only a handful joined us for Mambo night courtesy of My Ivan Mambo Lambado King.
Trina and pals joined later.
Gary was boring as usual. Trina was shrieking.

Yes Trina, I'll help you find that BF for you.
Meanwhile you try here first. *Snigger*

Ivan and I were tryin to master the art of Hand Signals & Signs.
Ivan Mambo Guide for you below. I think you learn through Vids first la. Later then do practical...

Oh Btw,

I got this off the latest News

"Mr Kim was conspicuously absent from a parade to mark the 60th anniversary of the communist state yesterday.
A US intelligence official said the reclusive leader may have suffered a stroke."

HE AIN'T SICK!! HE WAS AT ZOUK MAMBO!!

I swear Ivan and I saw him. There was this dude that looked exactly like him, with white tailored pants, silk retro long sleeve shirt. Freakin Hilarious

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Summer Rain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zoMG8Dbe1E&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VAztRGgnAY&feature=related

Example: Belinda Carlisle's Summer Rain
Step #1 Chorus: 'Oh my love, it's you...' Your move: Bring both hands together to form a 'heart' over your left bosom, then use your right hand to point at 'you'.
Step #2 Chorus: 'that I dream of...' Your move: Bring your right hand up and point to your right temple.
Step #3 Chorus: 'Oh my love, since that day...' Your move: Bring both hands together to form a 'heart' over your left bosom, then raise your right hand upwards, palm facing up.
Step #4 Chorus: 'somewhere in my heart, I'm always...' Your move: Bring your hands together and make a heart shape over your left bosom, then clap twice in rhythm with 'always'.
Step #5 Chorus: 'dancing with you in the summer rain...' Your move: With both hands half-raised and your index finger and thumb pinched together, make little circles as you twirl your hands around for 'dancing'. When the chorus goes 'summer rain', stretch out your hands and make little ripples with your fingers as if simulating a shower of rain.

Too Many Broken Hearts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Javc4pkC32g&feature=related

Knn... New songs Like Mercy also have

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6PCYrQU2Ew&feature=related

The CHASE

2008-07-07T10:11:00.000-07:00

Wax Lyrical by Kev

Chasing a girl you like in hopes she will be your girlfriend.
..as compared to..
Chasing a girl you love in hopes she will be your girlfriend again.

1. When you buy or do for her stuff, you buy or do in hopes of scoring points & impressing
2. When you buy or do for her stuff, you buy or do so because it makes her happy

1. When you send her home, you do it in order to give you more personal time with her
2. When you send her home, you do it so that she goes home in comfort and won't need to rush with the other sweaty millions during rush hr.

1. You buy the girl "something" because she told you she liked it the other day
2. You buy the girl "Something" because you never forget what she likes.

1. You use the same shampoo or bath foam as her in hopes that she notices it one day and says "Hey thats the same shampoo I use too!"
2. You use the same shampo or bath foam as her coz you have come to like what she likes

1. When you sms her if she has eaten her dinner or lunch, you do so to show concern and score points
2. When you sms her if she has eaten her dinner or lunch, you do so because you are concern but feel stupid afterwards (If you don't understand why, then you have never been in scenario 2)

1. You want to get into her pants because she's something new for you
2. You want to get into her pants because the same intimacy you took for granted was also the intimacy you never realised you needed until its gone for good.

1. You listen to her everyday grumbles because you want to show you are her listening ear.
2. You listen to her everyday grumbles because you really want to listen and hanker to know what's going on in her life.

1. You pray to god hoping to make her see and realise you
2. You pray to god hoping she would love you all over again

1. Your concerns for her are dotted with motives
2. Your concerns for her are sincere

1. Everything you do with her is something new
2. Everything you do with her is something old but feels like something new again.

1. You side with her in everything when she grumbles even when she's wrong
2. You point out when she's wrong in her grumbles because you want her to better herself

1. Showing concern for her in front of friends is easy peasy.
2. Showing concern for her in front of friends is awkward.

I think being in scenario 1 or 2 doesn;t make a difference in the attention we seek.
We're just like a puppy looking for attention, and when we get it, it just puts an extra bounce in our step.
I guess nobody wants to be in scenario 2. People may say,
You are chasing a unicorn
You are clinging on to something which is not there
You are going to end up more hurt then ever
At the end of the day, you choose your own path and make your own decisions. You must deem what is worth it and truly believe in what is worth it.
I know that she's worth it...

For She Whom I Love

2008-07-07T09:42:00.000-07:00

This kinda things are for memories, but I decided to put up a picture for insight.
Did this for a girl I love and for a girl who is worth doing it for.
I guess somehow although I hoped something for this night, I didn't expect it.
On retrospective, I guess I didn't do it for expectations. It was more of doing something for someone who was well worth it whether the outcome.
I didn't need the pity, I didn't need the awwwws *pat* *pat*, I didn't need the "it was a good try".
All I needed was her to be proud for what I did for her and remember it for what it was worth.

I kinda regretted not getting a picture of us releasing hundreds of balloons into the starry sky but I guess these kinda memories are etched in our hearts that not even a kodak moment could share. When we are in relationships, we may find such stuff lame, but please try it...the feeling of 2 people being happy is something which is well worth the lameness. The simple idea of releasing balloons in the sky, there is a rush of feelings by just one action.

Cost of Balloons - Not worth it

Cost of Small Room - Not worth it

Cost of Flowers - Not worth it

Making that Somebody Special - Priceless

The Kingdom which will never be

2008-06-19T06:39:00.001-07:00

The kingdom runs with the kings and knights...or so they say.
Truth slaps the face and thats a horrible horrible load of crap.
The kingdom is never run without the princesses and queens.

The kingdom becomes a lonely hall with noting to fight for.
The queens and princesses provoke the improvements, the fights, the love, the arguements never the kings and knights.
An empty shell , an empty hollow..

I decided to leave an entry today as I read 3 entries back on what I did.
I touched someone 2 years back. She cried, she fumbled in talking.
I didn't need it but i was happy.
2 years have passed and the tears have been of sadness. I hate myself...
I'm a moron...

WOW YOU CAME

2006-11-29T19:42:00.000-08:00

WOW! I'm touched....You really came.
I love you and please do not feel conned.
I promise I'm gonna start updating my blog k!!
Thanks for supporting my cheap marketing tatics. :)

My First Rally!

2006-05-05T13:40:00.000-07:00

Tonight, I've just been to my first political Rally in 25years
I find politics so interesting that it makes u want to have a say out there.
Funny to say, the first political rally I've gone to is an Opposition Party Rally.
PAPs all around but somehow everybody tells me to go for the opposition ones.
Super eye opener I must say...Once every 5 years...More kan cheong then World Cup
See the passion,the jibes, see the cheers in unison, see the jeers in unison, hear the scathing remarks, hear the fuuny lines they dish out, I think it was worth every moment of it.
ITS LIKE A DAMN CONCERT IN HYDE PARK
What does make u wonder is.....out of the tens of thousands of ppl out there cheering for the rallying party...how many will actually vote for them...The truth shall be told soon enuff I guess.
I think we have come of age, the rally was filled with young ppl like me. When I was younger, I thought only the older folks, the taxi drivers, the kaypoh uncles n aunties would go for rallies. Nowadays....the number of young ppl u see at the rallies...we want a voice.
This will always be a memory to treasure.
Here are some pics of the rally...Check out the MASSIVE CROWD!

Gosh...I'm Rice....

2006-05-04T02:24:00.000-07:00

I'm A RICE BOY BABY SO WHY DUN U KILL ME (Sing to Becks- Loser)

In the midst of real sports cars mine is a joke,rice in my veins, my front tires go up in smokewith the plastic headlight covers, spray paint the tail lights,bass kickin' with the latest rap and dance vibes,flash the headlights and rev it in neutral,another import car with a Rice Boy at the cruise control,I'm out of touch with what a real sports car should be,got lots of decals, took out the back seat,so I'm hanging, waxing the paint (it's Zaino. Word.)have to brag aboutmy new K&N cone filter. my fat tires scrape the curb,but don't believe everything that you see,My car's been lowered, but it wasn't done professionallyshave a few tenths off the quarter with some hotter sparkI'm saving my money, adding in neon for cruising after dark.Yo! Cut it
So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me,Coffee can exhaust!
So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me, Type R Hyundai Sonata!
Spent too much money on this import sports impostahtechno dance blaring my bass is throbbin'ride's got six pairs of amps and some funky kanji,hand on the carbon fiber shift knob, hope that new Camaro don't see me,Got the ugly bright paint job, chrome rims, twin six inch white racing stripesand four ion blue colored Pia daytime running lightsbut nothing looks as good as my spoiler and my two foot rear wingbuilt my own custom sub box but it barely fits in the back of this tiny thingI can't drive it fast and I can't accelerate,traded the Civic for the Integra,big Vtech and Type R decals make it look greatbut my ride is still a piece of crap, I rev it to eight grand,my exhaust sounds like a wet fart that's blown through a coffee can
So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects megettin' crazy with the decals
So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects medrive by hydraulic bounce
yo bring it on down
(em stcepser ydobon tub ybab ,yobeciR a m'I, ebannaw resop a m'I ,oS)
I'm a driver, I'm a winnerthings are gonna' change I can feel it
So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects meI think I'll polish my intake
So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects mePut some nitrous on the KIA
So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects meVtech emblem adds five horsepower, word.
So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects meHyundai builds the best sports cars. You know what I'm sayin'
Relate.

Gosh! I'm such a boring ole chap nowadays

2006-05-03T04:29:00.000-07:00

Its been some time since I've updated my blog. HEY! Dun fuckin' blame me, Its not that I'm lazy oright ! Its just that ...that....my life is noting to blog about (pun intended).
Has life become such a pace where U think noting but work & work& ways n means to earn the Benjamins. Best part, direction of life some sort of becomes pre planned for u.
Is this what I've asked for? Hmmmmzz I'm unsure myself, but its a business I've plonked myself in and theres only one way, and thats to stay up.
Exams r approaching and goodness me....with my job now....I find it so hard to even concentrate on studies. Looks like a 4 yr course as planned haha. U get back, U look at the books u start to fall into deep slumber, then comes pick me up drugs like 24 and Lost, 24 or POA? LOST or Marketting? The decision is never hard to make... :D
But I guess work has been good, never have I worked in such a fast paced enviroment be4. Never have I complained that working hours is not enuff to finish my work.
Dang... I guess when U are enjoying or busy...time rushes past u in a flash.

I so look forward to weekends nowadays. Just Fun party Relax! Just held a surprise bday party for my girl last sat, it was a success so to speak. Thanks to the great brood for helpin out.
Kev 2- Secret Admirer mah ass Zero/
The girl was touched to tears, I didn't need that, but I felt gratitude and that was all I needed to make my day. Come to recall that day....I wonder if she refused to come out of the car to help me carry car parts...what would I have done?! hahaha
Also...wondering if Beng's coming down with diabetes anytime soon, after I gave my bro a gulp of Pure Syrup hur hur.
Crapz....the MJ Bug is gettin to me again....I wonder if that makes me a gamble ghost? Hmmmz Can;t be...Ivan refuses to admit he's one...so if he ain;t one...I can;t be one too...
It takes 2 hands to clap as they say and 8 hands to pah MJ....so why shld I be the Gamble Ghost when the others 6 hands aren.;t! hahahahhahaha

ITS SUCH A FARKIN BORING DAY! I"VE GOTTA GO BACK TO STUDY!
Oh did I tell you, There's a new group in town. Apparently a subset of the group links to a subset of our group. So....I guess there are gonna be more frens to make. Happy be for david and the windz club. :D
They are out having dinner now....I was invited by Jas to go do some sleuth work....but na....as much as the extent I would go to gather blending materials...I've gotta go home to study...
I think I piss Kuey Sop and Red Bull nowadays.... I've been running my body on these liquids ever since !

Karen's Dumb and I'm SMART

2006-03-24T08:26:00.000-08:00

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

Silly stuff Beng and Karen make me play

2006-03-24T06:09:00.000-08:00

You Are Bud Light

You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience.

What's Your Beer Personality?

You Are 0% Evil

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.

Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

How Evil Are You?

Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 0%

Sure, no job is perfect - but yours is pretty close.

You're resepcted by your co-workers and boss.

Plus, you usually get credit for your succcesses.

Don't quit, unless you know you've got something better lined up.

Should You Quit Your Job?

You Should Weigh 165 NOT!

If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight. (I've got fast metabolism lor!)
If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon!

How Much Do You Weigh?

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.

In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Crappy landlords and sucky proj management

2006-03-13T10:15:00.000-08:00

I've had a freakin tiring past week.
Luckily for me, there was hanny's bday to squeeze in some alcohol lovin'

I was just wonderin to myself today, how my wing wong ever keeps up with renovations management and coordination.
Running the coordination ourselves for our new office has opened a whole new view set.
So many little problems crop up everyday.
Past week I've spent my time waiting for workers to do work, buy drinks for em, trying to coordinate stupid stuff like gettign Singtel , Qala to work together, getting my electrician and April's phone tecnician together. Stuff like aircon not workin coz of poor ventilation, need voltage stablizers (The only Vstabs I know of are those in cars! haha these mutherfuckin big ones cost 250 a piece and we needed 2)
So it has been a tiring week of waiting, co ordination, pissed of tenants (that means us), bad agaration (I'm a regular at the paint shop coz I CAN'T ESTIMATE PAINT AMTS!) Really gotta give my Wing Wong Props for her job and advice and vacuming and painting skills. I think she fares better den Raj who calls himself "Logistics" (Logistics basically do shitz...the just laze ard like army storeman rem?) haha
Oh and we took her advice and went with SCARLET of our walls.Bold move , cool color!
Yeah and theres also this color of wood we used all round the office thats called Wenge, same sound my baby makes when she's mang chang! haha

Its tiring yet fun actually.... well if all goes well...hope we can start operations on 15th or 16th.
Now lets hope our frenly AT&T guys are up to mark and can help us with our LAN.

THis was the state of my office when we were came.

We've added A bright coat of SCARLET RED on a few walls, and
gotten some furniture ever since.
Lets just hope it turns out right.

Slack Driven

2006-02-24T01:37:00.000-08:00

My slackness has driven me to start bitchin' on my blog again.
I guess mr blog has failed to take of many times.
I find myself reading all my frens blogs and something I realise was, PEOPLE do update their blogs!
WOW! Wat an epiphany eh! hahahaha

Been extremely busy the past week. At the same time feeling extremely shitty!
How ppl manage to run two jobs I dunno.
Have been runing for Web Economy and also running for Comnet at the same time. Its really a tiring shithole at the same time it feels so bastardly esp since both businesses are alike...
Just keep having this feeling of unfaithfullness.
Past week was hectic, going home at 2am everynight, morning Web Econ, night comnet solutions. Crazy dazy.

But guess wat... I'm SUPER HAPPY NOW! everything seems to be kicking of fine.
1.We got our office at Jln Besar, nice bright office with Ah Boy motortiam downstairs.
2.Office has nice numbers too. 152 Jln Besar 06-02
All the numbers add up to 8 heehee
1+5+2= 8 , 06+02 = 8 ! Fatt? huat? I sure hope so.
3.Managed to tender my resignation with Web Econ (Such a farkin relief, no more unfaithfullness)
4.My dear baby is also helping us out my providing valuable consultation on reno werks for us.
5.Everything seems on schedule for 15mar Operations.
6.More projs coming in
7.Partnership with dasun and raj seems to be gettin stronger everyday. (i wld think so considering we scraped thru poly tooth and nail together)

Yeah so finally everything seems to be getting better for me.
The hectic week has passed and finally I can shower my attention on my main importance again... My Wing Wongz.

Got 2 weeks break to catch on my studies and to spruce the office up!
Its been close to 3 years since i had a break from werk!
YAY!

Merry Christmas one & all

2005-12-22T22:35:00.000-08:00

Christmas Christmas time is here, time for Joy and time for Cheer. We bring out our flamos and celebrate...Its christmas time again!!!!!!!!

Hello one and all... it'd been a loorrng looorrng time since this blog has been updated.
Well stop complaining and bitching to me....I did update the main blog didn;t I?

This Christmas is specially wonderful and a momentous one for me.... this is the year most of us got into full steam of work and sorts. I personally kinda got carried away with my own personal life and forgot what wonderful friends I had.
Everyday became a monotone of life. Work, ,Sleep ,Eat, GF....it becomes so trancelike that u forget how U lived life in the past. I'm not saying I regret it, we all grow up but its just that U flash back and realise how happy go lucky we all used to be, how crazy we used to be.
Look at all the pictures since 1999 when most of us knew each other...wow...but I must say, we have really kept the Christmas Tradition alive!
Now seems like the good ole jing gang is back and so looking forward to Xmas eve ,Xmas and NYE....
Ppl like
Mussel,
Apes,
Sam,
Jon,
Jas
Hanny,
David,
Karen,
Yanming,
Gary,
Ivan,
Andy,
Beng,
Yang
Rihao
Tk,
Don;t you see something brewing when all these fuckers are together! haha....it just brings back memories la...dun ask me how or why...it just does...
Den we have a few new additions that surely will spice things up
Like Terrence, Dom, Chrystal. Haiz I really hope xmas and Nye is gonna be explosive!

Hahaha To all My Bitches and peeps! Welcome Back !!!!!!!!!!
Somehow this all reminds me of Transformers...those of the same kind can join and form one gigantic robot hahaha. Tranform and Roll out!

Blog Outsourcing

2005-09-16T21:05:00.000-07:00

Blog Owner under Konstrukson.
Please bear with it. Too much to deal with life at the moment.
Will be back!

Meantime, blog is open for outsourcing
Anybody willing to take this job pls contact me at my email.
Payment will be in form of credits.
Payment will be by number of post and Post ratings.
Credits will can be exchanged for "movies" I have.
ALL CURRENT.
Only ppl with a Good Command Of English need apply.
Thank You

WAT A SHITTY DAE! Xiao Ding Dang ma Ass

2005-07-22T19:24:00.000-07:00

Pardon me but I just had a REeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally shitty morning.
Kenna gan by my mother for the whole fucking car ride till the Mrt station for installing this.

She say look like the car got bua duku la. Say the paint looks like dropping out la. Non stop anguish. Gan all the way nvm....come out of the farkin car, she see again from outside, i drive away liao...she can ccb call my hnhp gan again non stop.
Den the ultimate suan.... PUA TURTLE SHE SAY THE CAR LOOK LIKE XIAO DING DANG NOW!
XIAO DING DANG! I MEAN WTF?? How would like it if u spent good money, bought urself a nice suit or evening gown, paid for a good hair styling job and u come out with ppl sayin u look like XIAO DING DANG!!
DEEeeeeeeeeeeeen i realised.....its not Xiao Ding Dang....its fuckin XDD's enemy Suneo she's talking abt
And yes fuck its does bear a little resemblance.... now...she wants me to fuckin rip it of.
VORTEX GENERATOR ONE DAY OLD FOR SALE... ANYBODY?

Dreamscar Asia (Software Part II)

2005-07-14T01:21:00.000-07:00

WAZZUP DAWGS.
Its been awhile since I've gotten the time to upload Part 2 of ma post.
SOFTWARE! HELLSYEAH
Basically covered every bitch n hoe that was seen in the DREAMCARS 2005.
For those of you who missed out the mingin' fun, here's to all da brudders in da house.
I SAY HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

First Up. Hock Lee Garage. Specialises in Caliper Painting, Custom Spray Painting, Debadging,
putty broken kits, custom eyelids Nokia Babes which Hanny chased Half the expo halled tp take a pic with.and many more. Recent runners up for the SSWCD award.
SSWCD - SIMI SAI WE CAN DO. RQ spotted at Garage on Sats and Sundays. Opening Time only on Sats and Sunday 2-6pm
Nokia Cuties which Hanny chased half the expo hall to take a pic with.

Sebring Tech Girls. Look carefully. They are also the RQs for Autovox. Heehee.

Hot one we lookin at is pic 1. Her name's Amanda. Jaz knows her.
Did ask Hanny to take a pic with her but she seemed very busy @ the time. So we didn't.

WORLD OF WHEELS gals. Notin much to comment. Think number 3 is
Pretty cute.

Tibo Girls!!! These 2 were Constanly posing for the cameras. Non stop I tell you.

Hanny said they were sluts. Haha but actually looking closer now..Hmmz not bad. One on the left is Ashley and the right is Mei. One thing i realise though....they never ever take a picture without the Tibo making them look really stupid sometimes, coz its not something u pose with like a phone or something. Really professionals.

Blaupunkt Girls! I liked number 3 but Angel said scraps. Hmmz maybe I was wrong. haha
Well anyways. Didn;t get to see this group much. Only once. Hanny didn;t see. The one in number 3 kenna touch here touch there by this cheekohpek man. Wah u seee his face really got this cheekopek look. She kept shurgging him of. haha Anyways I dunno number 3s name but I read from forum pic1&2 her name is Rachel. Pic 5, 5th girl Nerissa.

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Our fav babe. the ENOC girl. Btw do u know that Enoc stands for Emirates National Oil Company. Hanny and tk took pictures with her, but I think Hanny looks like the outsider in the picture. Tk looks like he knows her haha. Names unknown.

I don;t think these 2 were on very good terms haha. They always apart one. Both were there but they were always posing far apart. Hanny likes the slutiness in pic1. Haha I think shes exudes slutiness muhahaha.

See told u soooo. Amanda again. Other girl's name is called Weiling I think. Don;t quote me. All read from Forum one. Btw this forum I reading...not bad..the girl from dash and blaupunkt Nerissa also post inside.

DASH GIRLS! Actually on picture, they look cute hor Hanny. Why didn;t we take any pics of them ah? OOHHH I know why...coz everytime we walked there, Angel would distract us and pester us saying that the girl in Pic2 Looks like MeiMei (Joscelyn) muahaha. Look like meh? I and Gary dun think so. I think the doll lookalike pretty cute. Pic1: Danille, Pic2:Lynn

Muahahhaha ..Notin to say. Was wondering why they never walk and pose with their products?Imagain Carry and pose with Exhaust pipes ahahahahha.

Only saw the girl in pic1. Didn;t see much of them

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the chargespeed girls. Pic1 April, Pic2 Connie. Only saw Connie close up when she handed me a phamplet. I think he mouth looks like Hanny. heehee. The other girl was a beauty. Her name April also. I think all Aprils are born beautiful. But didn;t get to see her properly. They were running ard giving leaflets out so didn't see. Anyway from the pics..hmmz not bad eh Hanny. Pity never take picture.

Some Mix Pix.

JAP QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS! PIMPIN! Actually frankly speaking. From pictures u see, the local racebitches all look better, but when U see real life, the Japs are the prettier ones. They got better complexion and all. I'm sure Hanny TK Gary n Angel will agree.

2nd row: 2nd pic: Eriko Chan
2nd Row: 3rd pic: Yoko-Chan lill miss actcute

2nd last row: 2nd pic: Hanny, Angel, gary and my Fav: Miyabi. But on pic she looks scraps.Can tell u she looks much better there.

Well this ends the Hardware and Software of Dreamscar Asia 2005. Hope u guys like the Review on the Event.
Hanny, email of some racequeens can get from forum. li Ai mai?? hahaha

Dream Cars Asia (Part1 Hardware)

2005-07-03T23:47:00.000-07:00

Dis was an event dat i knew, was totally different from da usual mingin motorshows eld in Spore. Dis event was more to showcase da tiong chias & RQs. Its Like maerfarkin Auto Messe 2005 Spore! I also suspected there would be Race Bitches & Hoes so decided to call Hanny (da non-appreciative bitch dat wanted to scam 2 bucks frm me) along. Pity ivan was angin with work and andy was angin wid da ladies (Honging). Tk felt guilty abt da picture he took wid da race bitch coz mel called him as his hand left lill miss racequeen's waist. So he left in a hurry out of guilt. Angelina was checkin out da race bitches, heard from somebody it has always been her dream to be a racebitch...well she tried with the fast and furious Evo...good try....Failllzzzzzzzzzz =P I think dis event was da best idea bowl to benganize ur auto. Check at da chargespeed wrx in da followin pics...Gary digs to beng his auto up to dat oly komoly...one word...beng. anotha 2 words... I LIKE. Don't get me wrong here, I'm All for Benging up onez car. I think Beng mobiles are da fittest and Da Bomb u know wat em sayin. We got to see some maerfarkin ugly cars there man. Some had HUuuuGE Maerfarkin Grills like they ere meant as washin boards. Some had spoilers as sharp and protruding like Bengs hair. Some had 5 Exhaust pipes. Puts a whole new meanin to "Pi Yanz". All in all i think it was one of da wickedest motorshows i've gone to. It did ave da japan feel...but still not up to standard..but well we're gettin there. Btw, Gary wanted me to help him add in that he entered his car for display too but the organisors felt it was not up to standards so his car ended up being displayed outside the carpark there...den he felt no pt him leaving his car for 4days if its not gonna be in the main exhibit area. So feeling pricked at his ego, he decided not to participate.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY ANGEL,GARY,HANNY,KEVIN & TK

HARDWARE

VV GOLD GTI! BUY ONE NOW AND GET FREE RACE SEATS & A BITCH!
Maerfuckin Wash Board. Its a Honda FIT BTW
Yellow RX8. Decals by CarGraphiz.com
Satria? Wait..erm..no..Lotus..wait..erm no..Batmobile...erm..noo...wait....Piece of Crap! Ahhh Yes..
Bengmobiles
BIG MERC! This one not prestige or Soverign. This one Starting Fare 10bucks.

Maerfuckin Kickass Cockpits. Right Button switches on HyperDrive. Left Button Opens up the Maerfuckin Death Star..

NOW THIS I LIKE! OLD SKOOL HOES! BANGBUS.COM!
Yakuza Diablo.
Laugh At Rice...
Chargespeed Rex. Gary's ultimate Aim In Life.

Boyracer. hate the bumper. Ribbit! Ribbit! Frogass..

SWEEEEEeeet NIce Pimpin Wagon
Some fuckhead here decided to Carbon Fibre The Whole car... Sweeeet
I think this is a 350Z..wait..No? Ah..Lancer Cedia! Muahhahahaaha

Pimp Ma Ride. Hanny Droooooolllls.

Member of Pi Yanz Club. Why in gods name wld u farkin need 4 Xos huh?
B&B->Bitch&Bananna

Old Skool Pulsar, careful though...rips ur head of in secs.
Kinda looks like an Alien? Cockroach Wings.

Still to come....Part 2 SOFTWARE

Miss ma baby..I;m so lonely...Mr Lonely

2005-07-01T04:37:00.000-07:00

Lonely I'm Mr.lonely,I have nobody,For my ooooowwnnn
I’m so lonely, I’m Mr.LonelyI have nobody, For my ooooowwwwnnn
woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I wasFeenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuzEver since my girl left me, my whole life came crashin
Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me Be so happy but now so lonely......

Is this the Male Brain??

2005-06-27T21:10:00.000-07:00

The Male Brain depicted by me hehs

2005-06-21T18:57:00.000-07:00

SCRIBBLINGS
This feeww days have been rather cold hasn;t it. It has been raining for the pass few nights and brrrr wakin up for work hasn;t been exactly jolly. God knows how much more difficult it has been for Beng haha. My gf has gone a few steps further by not even going work. She says she's not feelin well, well me thinks its coz of the comfy weather thats not putting her at work hehs.

Just took a look at my car, the beng mobile is covered with a layer of dust and seems rather forlorn..... I was just thinkin' to myself just now that recently I have been pretty much testing out alot of cars. Over the weeks, I've tested Mel's Suzuki Swift, Tk's Cibic, a fren's Fit, a fren's M3 and Gary's Monster. Pretty much like a AUTO mag tester eh. Well my conculsion is that most dun hold a candle compared to my Bengby. A short Review-> Suzuki Swift, much more of a girl's car, luckily its Mel's although I feel it doesn;t drive like what its name spells out ..SWIFT.
Cibic... 0.1L more just doesn;t cut it. Low End is there but nah..that'll only get u of at red lights...after that..its just gonna be eaten by a certain white lancer and I dun mean a certain white lancer with a delfi digital meter hur hur. My Ah Beng fren's FiT....haiz...its after all an auto..I thought most Fits kicked ass but I was wrong...coupled with an apexi Exhaust, Safc and CAI, I still figured it would let a certain white lancer have it for breakfast hurhur.
Now now, looking at the VIOS...ooooooo touchy subject. I have seen VIOSes run and pretty much i'd expect it to have my Bengby for breakfast, but the VIOS driven by Mr Zhang, haha well lets just say its power in the hands of a safe driver, so you'll never see it raring to go muhahaha. Lancer Cedia, the elder brother of my car.....well I guess if u are elder..u move slower ahahha. My good pal drives a white one and I just dun think its gonna tear me apart like paper anytime soon *proud look* heehee. Ohhhhh the white cedia's fine but having a driver that drives it like its a 350Z ..well its just a case of lost identity hahaha.
Mazda323..well Its a car with enuff torque U gotta respect but it'll always see the back of my side kekekekekee.
Blue Rex..... noting to say. Monster car coupled with driver with bottomless pit of money...I just dun like comparing! hahahahahha
HEY! its like comparing apples and oranges ain;t it?
Now that I've taken a piss lets continue..
Was just readin some certain popular blogs just now....its just a case of sensationalising ones life to get popular is it? or is it not?
U will be amazed at what 20yr olds are thinking nowadays! Young they may be but their thinkin....not half as young as me! I mean I'm 24 going 25 and the etchings they write abt, they seem to live life longer then me. Then it comes to a thot, is it all just bullshit? To portray oneself as one wld like Society to view them? Is there a great deal of hypocrisy(if there is ever such a word?) going ard blogs nowadays? Well ...I would think so...
I read blogs of these young ppl and I compare them to my fren;s blogs...designs aside...they read as more matured and all so worldly. But....I think this is all so bullshit
The Difference between the blogs of my pals and these young uns is, the dudes choose to portray the lighter side of themselves, they or rather we are confident to portray ourselves as wat we are on our blogs, no freakin chance of acting artsy fartsy and all , no chance of us acting like we've seen the world...in other words...we dun pose. I think that spells out the difference between the peeps in my life and other 'youngs' I talk abt...confidence.
I would thing mussel would fall into the same route this world wisely kids have taken, but if u read the entries of Mussels from Brussels, it ain;t really the case. Just like us, he seems confident of himself enuff to write what he truely is.Like us, Mussel doesn't feel a need to pose. WELL BESIDES FOR THE EARRINGS I GUESS hahahaha. Btw Kiao Eh..I send the rings liaos. Best Of Luck! kakaka
Para 2,
I was just thinking to myself wat Ah Lao said that day...we're entering another Phase in our lives..everybody's startin to work....startin to chase bigger dreams then just how many jugs to buy this weekend (Although thats still an Impt factor in our Life!! haha)
Gary even went to the extent of imagining me as a father...I myself can;t imagine haha although I think I'd be pretty hip a father. It'll be like "U can try drugs just dun get hooked", "U can drink, just dun make it every weekend", "U can come wid me to zouk if u want" haha
Den I think back to myself and I tried visualising some of my pals as a dad. haha
Gary would just be a blurred out dad ..I would think the mother(angel) would have the same effect on the poor kid. Jason's kid would just hate him haha. Mussel's kid would be hanging out at 77th street with all the latest fashion accessories LIKE CLIP ON EARRINGS. Andy's kid wld be well disciplined and take over his dad as the ZL haha. David's kid wld be the rebel. Hanny.. just can;t imagine haha.Ivan, can only imagaine him havin a daughter thats always not wid him but with Karen shopping. Beng's kid will hang out with Gary's kid coz they'd be equally blurred out hahaha.When Beng's kid is free, he'll be @ woodball club with Yang's Son. Ivan! Pls hand Yang back his personal cue thank you, he got a skill to impart next time haha. Beng as a dad will also finally see his hard earn money go into an education his son never attends! hahhaa
Tks son will basically be the butt of all jokes coz he wld come out with the lamest one liners. Thank God for MEL to set the kid right. Den again, I'd say it'll be pretty cheap to raise TK's kids coz U'd just need to feed them fish food daily like wat Mel eats haha. I think my kid wld be the one going "Eh I think Gary Jnr is going out with Ivana (ivan's daughter haha best name i cld think!) saw them fuckin holding hands that day. I also think that Yang Jnr's dad is banging Hanny Jnr's Mom! Wassup wid that man!"
hahahaha
Well all just for laughs, we never know what the future holds for us....or if we'd get married or have a kid.
U think if we'd have equal number of daughters n sons.. we could just intermarry them? haha freaky thot hey! Fucks... I'm imagining I have a daughter and she's in a relationship with jason's daughter . LEeeehhhhhhhhhhSBIANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Well... I for one would be ok if my daughter is into muff diving...but to be diving into lill Jason's carpet?!? SOrry ...NONOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Muhahahahaa

More Scribblings Soon...

Initial B for Beng

2005-06-17T10:58:00.000-07:00

AH BENG CARS! hahahahha Initial B !

Sentosa Clips Upz!

2005-06-10T12:58:00.000-07:00

Ok heres MOV157 &167 Seems like u guys can't dwnload these 2 from streamload as they are too big! take note for the rapidshare one...its limited to 1 dwnload in an hr...so if somebody has downloaded within tt hr u just gotta wait. Sorry dudes. Can;t expect much from FREE STUFF
http://rapidshare.de/files/2395757/DSCN0166.MOV.html

http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0Z4V7QYX5FV7X2G0Y85UGI9O4U

Here are the clips. Couldn;t find a suitable place to host torrents so had to upload to my streamloader.
http://www.streamload.com/pherrasis/EL/3GN0BRV281/DSCN0155.MOV http://www.streamload.com/pherrasis/EL/3GN0BRV281/DSCN0157.MOV http://www.streamload.com/pherrasis/EL/3GN0BRV281/DSCN0166.MOV http://www.streamload.com/pherrasis/EL/3GN0BRV281/DSCN0167.MOV
These Files are linked to streamloader. U need a username n password to enter username: pherrasis password: check wif me the 4 files are in my inbox. Just download. For others who wanna share files just upload there also.

2005-06-08T10:59:00.000-07:00

HEH HEH....Kaozz Bengz bo? Rice to si Rice!

Post Sentosa

2005-06-08T02:14:00.000-07:00

As I type out the FR for the Sentosa family day, my sunburns are easing and my skin's flakking.
Sunday was a day we had 2 new faces in the grp or rather 2 new couples in the group.
Wld like to congratulate our Bengster first and foremost. For Reagan..he has finally revealed his GF Jann to us, Sweet girl, but shy. But as usual 2 newbies seemed like they hit it of immediatly. Hope we have 2 more solid additions to the grp ->Jann & Ira.
Things have gone pretty wild in the grp recently and I think its a big step to multi racialism.
So when Is Mussel bringing back an Ang Mor? ..god knows...time will tell.

Anyways I guess its pretty boring for u to read abt this day on so many other blogs, so I shall cut to the chase and give u wat U guys want.
Here are the pictures of sentosa day.

HERE ARE THE PICS ! Seived out other bo liao shotz. And stop pesterin me Beng. I know u Kan cheong to see her pic. Ai Print mai??
Ivan & Karen Hiak I mean Hammocking time
AH...Swee Bo?
TK & Mel Btw..Mel's eatin Fish Food
Once Again A COMBINED EFFORT!
Ivan Preparing for a Volley between cones! Scraps
My dear dear..Where are u??
Hanny Ambushin My Monkey!!
Seems very heavy hor. Visual Effect!
Hey Angel, Gary said he didn;t wan to take pic wid u...but he dun mind takin wid the guys.
Check out the new Bai Mei goatee Zhang Lao's Growin 2 suit his image!
Knn! Ask them play with me they fuckin laugh at me! Ccb.

Yes..Yes.. The princess posing. Dun tell her I told u...she can't hit..POse nia pose nia
Makan TIme Jenn & Ira. Newbies!
TK & Ms "I went to Barcelona, Amsterdam,Madrid blah blah x6"

Finally Got my Blog Up and WOrking.

2005-06-08T00:28:00.000-07:00

I've finally found time to do up my blog. Will try to start updating my Blog.
Thanks!

2005-03-16T00:18:00.000-08:00

PAINTBALL ENGAGE 2005

LoAD, ENEMY IN SIGHT, ENGAGING ENEMY....CHEOOOONNNNNNG AHHHHH

CL NIGHT 2

2005-03-09T00:54:00.000-08:00

ANOTHER NIGHT OF CL ACTION. WON SOME YEST NIGHT.
LETS TAKE THE WINNINGS AND DUMP IT HERE! PERSONALLY WOULD
SKIP ON JUVE MATCH. But then again....its so darn interesting when
these 2 sides play. Might buy Big!

HOME	HANDICAP	AWAY	PICK	RESULTS
ARSENAL	0 : 0.5	MUNICH	ARSENAL
LEVERKUSEN	0 : 0.5	LIVERFOOL	LIVERFOOL
MONACO	0 : 0.5	PSV	MONACO
JUVE	0 : 0.5	REAL MADRID	REAL MADRID
INTER	0 : 0.75	PORTO	INTER

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! HOW TO SLEEP? UTD GOooooooo

2005-03-08T01:33:00.000-08:00

HOME	HANDICAP	AWAY	RESULT	PICK
AC MILAN	0 : 0.25	MAN UTD		MAN UTD
CHELSEA	0 : 0.5	BARCELONA		Chelsea
LYON	0: 0.5	BREMEN		LYON

FINALLY! I GOT MY BLOG

2005-03-07T00:52:00.000-08:00

AT Long Last ! A Blog Of My OWN!